Bears Blitz

Actually, I’m not sure I’d give Jay Cutler even that much credit. Four picks? Four?! How is this level of suckitude even possible?!

This is like a bad nightmare that Chicago can’t break out of—inferior QBs. It’s like Jim McMahon and his man fur put a curse on Chicago: “Never again shall you have a QB with my flash and my pizzazz! I shall live on as the punky QB who brought you a Super Bowl victory! Shazam!”

Ever since—well, let’s revisit the list of post-McMahon QBs, shall we?

Tomzack, Harbaugh, Willis, Furrer, Kramer, Walsh, Kreig, Mirer, Stenstrom, Moreno, Matthews, McNown, Miller, Chandler, Burris, Stewart, Quinn, Hutchinson, Griese, Grossman, Orton, and Cutler.

And who would have ever thought that there was anyone out there who could make the Sex Cannon and Neck Beard look good?

Four picks! We traded two first round draft picks for this bozo. Sigh.

Thank God for USC and the Chargers or I’d be one seriously angst-filled football fan.

-Your Gridiron Goddess