Brian Urlacher: Stud Linebacker Does Well Landing Date with Jenny McCarthy
Published by Timothy Rapp on April 11, 2012
Article Source: Bleacher Report - Chicago Bears
Anyone who remembers Singled Out or The Jenny McCarthy Show is pretty envious of Brian Urlacher right about now.
That’s because the Chicago Bears’ linebacker was recently spotted on a “date” with McCarthy in Beverly Hills. From TMZ:
Another “maybe couple” alert—this time it’s former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy… and Chicago Bears superstar linebacker Brian Urlacher.
TMZ shot footage of the two leaving Mastro’s in Beverly Hills together last night… following a romantic dinner at one of the most expensive steak joints in town.
The two tried to sneak out the back door of the restaurant… where an SUV was waiting—but when you’re as big as Urlacher… it’s hard to go unnoticed.
That’s all fine and dandy, but here’s my question: Why does TMZ use so many damned ellipses? It makes every sentence read like it was being spoken by Stevie in Malcolm in the Middle.
It gets old.
Anyway, for you youngins’, here’s Miss McCarthy on Singled Out, along with Chris Hardwick, the super-awesome host of the Nerdist Podcast.
And here she is on The Jenny McCarthy Show.
This is kind of a big deal for those of us who grew up in the ’90s. I feel the odd urge to give Urlacher props on this one, strange as that sounds.
Of course, the only potential union Bears fans probably care about is the one yet to form between the front office and stud running back Matt Forte. But that seems more and more likely to end in a nasty divorce.
All’s fair in love and contract negotiations, I guess.
Hit me up on Twitter—my tweets are growing a playoff beard.
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