Kristin Cavallari Tweets Her Love for Jay Cutler’s Butt, Makes Us Vomit
Published by Gabe Zaldivar on November 7, 2011
Article Source: Bleacher Report - Chicago Bears
Allow me to write something that I never thought I would have to. Jay Cutler has a nice butt…allegedly.
The second biggest breakup in sports this year was Jay Cutler running out on Kristin Cavallari before they were to be married. It seems the two are cozy again, and they want you to know about it.
Before Kim Kardashian was treating Kris Humphries like a dress she didn’t want anymore, Jay Cutler was doing the same to Kristin Cavallari.
The two were all set to be married in what would have been another celebrity-fueled marriage. However, somewhere along the way Cutler thought better of his decision and called off the marriage. It seems he was rushing into things.
Well, the two are back on the fast track of love. At least that is what I read between the most obvious lines in the Twitter universe.
On Monday, Cutler is taking his booty on the field to battle the Philadelphia Eagles. He won’t be alone. He has the backing of a fine woman who will be watching at home.
Cavallari took to Twitter and posted that Cutler has the best tushy in all of football. I don’t currently have the booty power rankings at my disposal so I have no idea if this is true or not. Here is the tweet.
Cutler being a man of few words replied with this tweet. He certainly talks a good game doesn’t he, folks? It is becoming very clear that Cutler gets sacked far too often on and off the field.
I will go ahead and offer the gross assumption of the night. Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are either already back together or will be very soon. They could also just be messing with us, but that would just be mean.
It is clear, however, that both parties have no qualms in letting their resurgent relationship public fodder. Cavallari is a smart girl and understands that a reality TV star is only worth the gossip she warrants.
Perhaps the Dancing with the Stars flame out is simply shopping for a new gig. Maybe she really loves Cutler and can’t let go. Or maybe, just maybe, Cutler does have an objectively nice butt. I leave all the answers to these questions to you the fans to answer.
I for one have had enough of Cutler, his butt, or any other mention of these two.
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