NFL Playoffs: QB Jay Cutler Goes Into Hibernation, Chicago Bears Get Mauled
Published by Jude Wilmot on January 24, 2011
Article Source: Bleacher Report - Chicago Bears
“Hey, somebody order a Todd Collins on the rocks?”
Oh my God, are you kidding me?! I’m wondering if the Bear’s decision to put 16 year vet Todd “the worst QB I’ve ever seen” Collins in the game, wasn’t worse than Cutler having an emotional breakdown.
Shame on the Bears for having such horrible back-up QBs. People can criticize Cutler as much as they would like, but don’t put all of the blame on his shoulders for the Bear’s loss.
I think Collins injured himself while getting up from the bench to go into the game. Am I the only person to see after just one pass that this guy belongs in a retirement home? I mean for Christ’s sake, who wears their jersey sleeves untucked anymore?
I haven’t seen that style since the likes of Doug “the dinosaur” Flutie. What were the Bears thinking when they signed this guy? Surely they didn’t write up a contract for the 39 year old, 16 year vet, for more than one year.
Okay, so then the third string guy comes in and actually isn’t too bad, well at least not compared to Todd “401k” Collins, and Jay “My knee itches, I need to come out of the most important game of the year” Cutler.
Yes, Caleb Haine had a few bright spots in the game and may turn out to be a decent QB in the future, but he wasn’t amazing or anything.
I’ll tell you what really stole the show in this game: Haines’ pubescent, Magnum P.I. mustache. He kept touching and stroking it on the sideline, I’m guessing to make sure the wind hadn’t blown it off.
Bears lose and the stinkin’ cheeseheads are in the Super Bowl, that’s about all I have to say about that.
Go Steelers…I guess!
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